I pissed off my boss today. I walked into my office and he was messing with my phone trying to transfer it back, well it's been the same *73 for about 40 years, but he couldn't figure it out. He was already irritated. I asked him about a work truck outside that I sorta blocked in with my car. He snapped at me for being to loud, there were customers here!!! He shushed me and was very rude. I casually go take my lunch to the back, and 'accidentally' kicked the broom leaning against the wall. You should have heard this old metal broom bounce off the tile floor. Oh man it was great. I just said 'oops'. He was fuming. It's the little things at work that put a smirk on my clumsy face