Found human feces in our parking lot at work. I informed the boss by text message of two options: 1) call hazmat team, or 2) I clean it up I puke I go home. Boss said clean it I said NO, was a hill I was going to stand my ground on. NSFW LOL was willing to quit, over shit.

I was given the standard “you got this man you can grab a shovel and clean it up”, by text message, my response was a simple two letter text “NO”. It was on a piece of cardboard that was trapped under the dumpster. So I refused to clean it, a co-worker delivery person took pitty on me and became my hero by tossing the poop in the dumpster. So fucking gross. I don't get paid enough for this shit.