“The ride to work today was so smooth!”
Yea! Ya dummy. The rest of the people work for companies that let them take a day off!
I have so many people in my office acting like today is a blessing because of how “slow” it is. You shouldn’t even be working!
Am I the only one that wants to break free and go home to enjoy my life? Why is everyone so happy to be here today.
What a bunch of chumps.
-end rant.