Y'all, we had another round of layoffs at the Big G today. We hadn't heard from our (hedge fund manager hatchet man) CEO in…dunno, at least a year. First time he pops his fucking head out is “hey, we're going to withstand the industry changes expect for the couple thousand of you I'm laying off today!” Head over to r/GEICO for a ring side seat. This has been going on for over a year but seriously, this is the first time this CEO fucker has come out of hiding, days after a puff piece in Fortune magazine.