So I work for a vile company.
They will pay each member of my team $5 a google review and pay for a work retreat if we get enough reviews.
I want them to blow their stupid fucking money on my boys before I quit.
Please make up any insane bs you want
I’m sure this will get taken down but at this point I just want to fuck them over and make them pay my team what they deserve.
If you can say terrible things about Matt Mehr Simone Savarese or Greg John’s it’s a big help.