Here’s [a complete load of bullshit] Mark Cuban would do with just a phone and $500 in cash: ‘That is the best question I have ever been asked [to which I’ll give a grossly ignorant answer]’

I got as far as “advice from career experts, who often say there's no wrong time to ask your employer for a raise” before my bullshit meter reached capacity. Ty in advance for all those sharing their here's-how-that-actually-goes stories.