— Don’t be afraid to ask questions!
– Okay! [Asks question]
— That was already covered in this e-mail, see?!
– Yes, but I’m asking a different question. Here’s why the [vague] e-mail didn’t answer my different question: you see …
— [Cuts me off] Why couldn’t you have just been that specific the first time [unlike me, whose writing is often imprecise to the point of being incomprehensible]?
[…]
— What about my e-mail is so hard to understand?!
– [stutters because I’m being interrogated and am nervous]
— See, you don’t even know the basics of your position!
[…]
- You know boss, it’s a little intimidating to ask questions when you respond to them in this way—
— Oh, so now you’re arguing with me?! And by the way, you really ought to pay attention! Everyone is tired of your [making sure you have the right information and, yes, sometimes asking about a detail that was discussed before because I have a non-photographic memory and want to do a good, informed job]!
[…]
- [Makes a mistake]
— How dare you [make that mistake]! Attention to detail is vital in this industry! That rips it, I’m taking you off the project and putting the guy who let your mistake pass QC in charge!
[…]
— I want you to feel welcome here! Please, let me know right away if anyone makes you feel unwelcome.
– Okay! [Reports another person making me feel unwelcome]
— You just misunderstood. That person was trying to help you!
– No, he wasn’t. Here are some screenshots to prove it.
— Whatever. Duly noted. I’ll gladly yell at him if it makes you happy, but if you just can’t work well with others, I guess we can find you some solitary projects. Now get back to work.