We’ve all seen the videos of silicon Valley employees where the offices are designed like giant fun-spaces for adults. The employees basically show up whenever they want, doing seemingly inconsequential tasks (took a meeting that had no intrinsic value, hung out in a board room doing nothing but socializing with the other lucky employees) take lunch at the super nice modern cafeteria with 3-star Michelin food, go unwind for a bit in the red room and then head home. Also they get paid a shitload as they have to make that much to afford living anywhere near Silicon Valley. Where do I put in my application?