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How to corporate speak for an email?

Recently started a new position. I have 40 hours to do an insane amount of work every week. It’s rewarding work and I enjoy the job, don’t plan on leaving for a long while. However. How do I write a corporate friendly email saying “let me hire a fucking assistant for at least 10 hours a week or I’ll rip my eyeballs out and mail them to your mother?”


Recently started a new position. I have 40 hours to do an insane amount of work every week. It’s rewarding work and I enjoy the job, don’t plan on leaving for a long while.

However. How do I write a corporate friendly email saying “let me hire a fucking assistant for at least 10 hours a week or I’ll rip my eyeballs out and mail them to your mother?”

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