Told my boss the truth today. That I was not long for the job, had enough f-u money to not care, and so many things were wrong. I could see the gears grinding in his head. He clearly went right to his boss.
I don't know why monkeys are so cruel to each other. I just wanted a few bananas and some lice grooming without having to present my red butt to too many people.
I guess now the lions are gonna eat me. Farewell, corporate monkey games.