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I got a subpoena my manager asked me, “is there any way you can get out of it?”

I looked her square in the eye and said, “it is a subpoena. To show up in court. Court. A SUBPOENA.” Just a story from years ago when I worked at the worlds largest beverage company (rhymes with croaka-croaka) that came to mind scrolling the thread. Same manager asked me why I was in the bathroom for 7 minutes twice a week, and my answer was simply, “I had to go to the bathroom.”


I looked her square in the eye and said, “it is a subpoena. To show up in court. Court. A SUBPOENA.”

Just a story from years ago when I worked at the worlds largest beverage company (rhymes with croaka-croaka) that came to mind scrolling the thread.

Same manager asked me why I was in the bathroom for 7 minutes twice a week, and my answer was simply, “I had to go to the bathroom.”

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