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I have been assigned to train my replacement

A few months ago my boss hired a new worker for our tech team. A 21 year old guy straight out of university. He is nice guy, but he reminds me of a little dog that humps everything. The amount of boot licking he does is baffling. He works on both holidays and weekends, which has resulted in my boss demanding the same for everyone else, because the new worker is apparently “setting an example”. The new guy even refused pay one month because he “felt bad” for my boss being behind schedule on a big project. Now he has been humping me and my co-workers, asking us constantly to show him what we do, and then he starts hijacking our tasks and finishing them for us, because he has no issue missing 2 days sleep or spending his entire weekend in front of the screen. This has led to…


A few months ago my boss hired a new worker for our tech team. A 21 year old guy straight out of university. He is nice guy, but he reminds me of a little dog that humps everything.
The amount of boot licking he does is baffling.
He works on both holidays and weekends, which has resulted in my boss demanding the same for everyone else, because the new worker is apparently “setting an example”.
The new guy even refused pay one month because he “felt bad” for my boss being behind schedule on a big project.

Now he has been humping me and my co-workers, asking us constantly to show him what we do, and then he starts hijacking our tasks and finishing them for us, because he has no issue missing 2 days sleep or spending his entire weekend in front of the screen.

This has led to my boss announcing that we will be cutting down on workers in the upcoming months, and told everyone that we all should mentor the new guy and teach him everything we know, so that my boss can determine how many of us he will replace.

It's sooooo fun teaching a guy everything you know so that he can replace you, while listening to him going on about how amazing my boss is, and how he would devote his entire life to the company.

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