It’s like I’m working a dead end job bussing tables and breaking my back while
I drain my savings but no worries, get back to me next week when you’re back from PTO to interview me.
In the meantime ask me to send over my resume again in word format. Or pdf format. Without my contact info.
Oh and yes, when you finally do interview me, please let it be with four other people I’ve never met before!
Spectacular!