I'm a security guard, I work 2 posts and in a 8.5 hour work day I probably only do 40 minutes of real work. For my first post I work at a office building. Most of my time I'm just sitting down and every now and then I let other guards or workers who forgot their badges or need to use the bathroom. When I am done with that I am on my phone.
At my other post I walk floors of a parking garage counting empty parking spaces. This is when I actually do work, each round only takes me 20 minutes to complete and when I am done I sit back down. Most of the time I will count the first round, then make up a number for the second round not even do my counts so I can make the day go faster. Anyone else with bullshit jobs like this?