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I talk shit to employer “hiring” posts on Craigslist

Example. They were hiring for a pastry maker for $20 an hour. Sounded fair so I looked at the qualifications. “4 Years experience” So I emailed them and said “4 YEARS EXPERIENCE ???? TO BAKE PASTRIES??? ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS???” Another was a job that was paying minimum wage to literally use your own car. No fuel or gas expenses compensated. I gave them a good screaming through the email. “MINIMUM WAGE TO USE OUR OWN CAR?? ARE YOU NUTS????” Also the jobs that don't post the pay, I'll send a quick email with caps lock subject line. “WHATS THE PAY???????” It doesn't accomplish anything other than make me feel a little recompense sticking it to these cheapskates. How the hell are you going to pay a licensed math instructor only $17 an hour? Why do you expect a pastry Baker to have four years experience?


Example. They were hiring for a pastry maker for $20 an hour. Sounded fair so I looked at the qualifications.

“4 Years experience”

So I emailed them and said

“4 YEARS EXPERIENCE ???? TO BAKE PASTRIES??? ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS???”

Another was a job that was paying minimum wage to literally use your own car. No fuel or gas expenses compensated. I gave them a good screaming through the email.

“MINIMUM WAGE TO USE OUR OWN CAR?? ARE YOU NUTS????”

Also the jobs that don't post the pay, I'll send a quick email with caps lock subject line.

“WHATS THE PAY???????”

It doesn't accomplish anything other than make me feel a little recompense sticking it to these cheapskates.

How the hell are you going to pay a licensed math instructor only $17 an hour? Why do you expect a pastry Baker to have four years experience?

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