He asked why. I said, “Because I hate this place, and I want to burn it down.”
He skipped out for the lunch rush on Monday and Tuesday. Yesterday, he was here, but he only jumped on the line for about fifteen minutes, and fucked everything up. Today, he showed up at 1:00 and said something snarky about us being out of Alfredo sauce. I do more work than he does.
ETA I just saw the error in the title. Please cut me some slack, as I am in a murderous rage.