1.) Pays $30 an hour but I get to slap you once every 10 seconds. No qualifications necessary!
2.) Pays $12.50 an hour customer service job BA in business required
3.) Pays 21.72 an hour you get to help people but it requires a Master's Degree or a PHD and you'll be in student debt
4.) Pay varies. Around $15 an hour. Trade job could be union or non-union. Very competitive to get into. You'll work your ass off physically and mentally, you'll commute a lot, you need to buy tools and learn to use them but hey! you'll gain a skill and you can make bank $$$$ if you are good at it
5.) Get a MA or PHD and become a teacher. You'll have far too many expectations and get paid nothing.
6.) Become an engineer and make 70K while only getting a BA. But good luck with passing calculus!
Am I missing anything here?