So I'm currently in that weird break where you feel good after throwing up and my boss has yet to see my “I'm sick sorry” message and I'm a bit worried.
Recently he told us to call the building instead of texting and I tried but turns out the number is disconnected or something until the place actually opens. It just lists me numbers and then tells me nobody is available so leave a message. No phone ringing or anything.
So now I'm like “Great. He's going to be in a bad mood because 'I told you to call not text! How hard is it to follow directions?!'”
My brain is too tired and icky right now to think of a proper response. Any ideas on ways to word it if I'm confronted?