New employee needs access to multiple things. Supervisor places request, nothing happens. I’m told to resubmit requests. Each time, they get denied over some sort of ridiculous technicality, “you put the date of start of trouble. Resubmit without a date.” Or “used wrong pathway to request help, use appropriate pathway.” Literally it’s their job to get new employees access to things and it’s so frustrating. I can’t do my job because they want me to know the intricacies of how they resolve issues. Dude, I need access to x, y, and z. You know what that is, just DO IT!