So, I am set to start a new part time job today.
The manager told me to show up 8AM to start my onboarding process, and I have been here since 7:45, just waiting outside the store.
I plan on waiting until 8:30 and if I don't see another worker or human by then, I'll be leaving my resignation in their mailslot.
I'll let you know how it goes.
Edit: Welp. Back to the search