First of all get your head out of the gutter
I saw a post here where someone posted a photo of the bathroom door with what looked to be a sensor to track shitting times and it reminded me of an old job and thought i'll share.
I used to hate the place and my role was a self managed role where at the start i was very motivated in doing it but after a while with the office politics and seeing that no matter how hard i worked or how much money i saved the company i was never getting a bonus so i decided to do the bare minium. To kill time i'll disapear into the bathroom, pick a stall in corner and play mobile games until my feet were numb. lol turns out the COO of the of place was the same and we would almost always cross paths (once again get your head out of the gutter)
It became a running joke between us where we will say “we must have the same shit o'clock” and deep down we knew neither of us was going to say anything because we kind of know if one was going to be a rat then the other would also be a rat… so yeah we kept it going until i ended up moving on.