Company trying to spin firing 30% of staff last month as “making us agile like a cobra”. I’m doing the minimum possible remotely looking for another job and waxing my cars during the day. Company founders going to make bank. All the employees .. well, we’ll all be eventually getting a week for every year and a box to mail your laptop back to them. I could use some drunk guy crashing into me on my bike before July. That would awesome…go out on 70% LTD that keeps paying even after you leave the company