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“Nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because you’re expecting one guy to do the job of 7 guys!

I got a message on LinkedIn with a job profile attached. I told the recruiter that I’m always looking for work at the right offer. I currently work 3 days a week and have 4 days off on £39.04 (a lot in the UK for you Americans) an hour in which I honestly spend 75% of my day in the break room watching TV shows. This job profile was this, and I want you to guess what the hourly rate was. I will reply in 6 hours with an edit as to what the rate was. We are hiring: Position: Installation Operative – Mechanical Location of the office: Tyneside Rate: up to NOT TELLING YET (Depending on experience and qualifications) Benefits: Possibility of overtime Possibility of bonus Travel time allowance Fuel reimbursement Employee Assistance Program Healthshield Discounted gym memberships/services Role Responsibilities: Mechanical Fitting: Match mark mechanical equipment prior to carrying…


I got a message on LinkedIn with a job profile attached. I told the recruiter that I’m always looking for work at the right offer. I currently work 3 days a week and have 4 days off on £39.04 (a lot in the UK for you Americans) an hour in which I honestly spend 75% of my day in the break room watching TV shows.

This job profile was this, and I want you to guess what the hourly rate was. I will reply in 6 hours with an edit as to what the rate was.

We are hiring:
Position: Installation Operative – Mechanical Location of the office: Tyneside
Rate: up to NOT TELLING YET (Depending on experience and qualifications)
Benefits:
Possibility of overtime Possibility of bonus
Travel time allowance
Fuel reimbursement
Employee Assistance Program Healthshield
Discounted gym memberships/services

Role Responsibilities:

Mechanical Fitting:
Match mark mechanical equipment prior to carrying out dismantling works and the transfer of marking information to drawings
Undertake mechanical maintenance tasks and fault finding on differing machinery and structures Assemble, dismantle and install structures, machine tools, conveyor systems, mechanical handling equipment and process/production line equipment. Carry out of floor markings to layout drawings
Mechanically line and level industrial equipment using machine and dumpy levels or theodolite Work as part of a team assisting other trades

Fabrication & Installation:
Carry out fabrication tasks involving welding, grinding and oxy acetylene cutting Accurately assess the weight and point of balance of equipment/items to be lifted Carbon steel, screwed pipework installation, including brackets

Role Requirements:

Essential
Apprenticeship time served mechanical machine tool fitter
City & Guilds, BTEC or NVQ qualification, or similar
Ability to read mechanical and layout drawings
Excellent Health & Safety knowledge and Standards; CSCS Card
Fully flexible regarding working hours and days working, including weekends, out of hours
Ability to travel and work away from home (there may be instances where working away from home may amount to 2 weeks at a time)
A drivers licence and reliable transport
Desirable
*Slinger banksman certification
*Gantry experience
*Work at height/Harness
FLT licence (7-tonne and above), including the use of the JIB attachment Overhead crane licence
IPAF (Cherry Picker/Scissor lift licence) *Training available

Good luck guessing!

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