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Not festive enough

I think my coworkers and boss have not caught on to the fact that I hate my job. Any job. I hate the customers, I hate the mall, I hate the company- all of it. So when I told them for black friday I would be in all black, with heavy makeup and a permanent frown they did not think I would. I don’t know why. But now I’m getting passive aggressive comments about not being festive enough. “Well your look screams NYE, not really Christmas…Well I don’t know how we’ll get our picture for corporate…Well Gee! You look so intimidating- I hope you’ll have a smile on so customers know you’re friendly hahaha! Well someone might mistake you for a customer, you look so out of place! Well maybe we can just take off the black lipstick?” Well, well, well, well…. Pleased to report that dressing like a very…


I think my coworkers and boss have not caught on to the fact that I hate my job. Any job. I hate the customers, I hate the mall, I hate the company- all of it. So when I told them for black friday I would be in all black, with heavy makeup and a permanent frown they did not think I would. I don’t know why.

But now I’m getting passive aggressive comments about not being festive enough. “Well your look screams NYE, not really Christmas…Well I don’t know how we’ll get our picture for corporate…Well Gee! You look so intimidating- I hope you’ll have a smile on so customers know you’re friendly hahaha! Well someone might mistake you for a customer, you look so out of place! Well maybe we can just take off the black lipstick?” Well, well, well, well….

Pleased to report that dressing like a very angry black cat in a very christian, very republican city for your shift at a family-friendly store will deter rabid consumers a good 7/10 times.

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