Hate your boss?
Being forced to do his job of finding cover when you are off?
Having holidays bounced?
Wage theft?
Promised pay rises not appearing?
Abuse?
Forced exit interviews?
Being made to train your replacement?
Fuck it.
Get a better job, quit without notice, refuse to train your replacement up.
And most importantly of all…
Tape a kipper under his desk before you leave.
Good luck an don't forget to report back!