Antiwork

I was hired 11/29. I’ve been working part time as a behavior therapist. Not only does this require me going into homes for hours on end, I have to drive at least 60 miles round trip. I was promised gas mileage, reimbursement for my certifications, and pay for the 50 hours of coursework I completed before Christmas. What. The. Fuck?

I posted a couple weeks ago about the CEO of my company insulting me over internal email (see post history). After several years of empty promises, insults, and lies, I finally decided to apply to some outside roles in my industry. I applied to 6 positions, got 5 callbacks, and 4 offers! I am accepting a role at a bigger, better company for better pay and wages! I’m so happy. Now the fun part- I get to quit and let my managers know what I think! I live in an “at-will” employment state, so I’ve decided to notify them 24 hours before my departure. I’m the top sales person at this company, and my departure will surely be the death-blow for the brand. They’re going to have a bunch of old, expiring product on their hands that they won’t be able to move. Oh well, maybe this will be a…

Can i lie on my resume? Would it actually matter if i put some experience i dont have or abilities i dont even possess? Never have worked but i want to start earning money