So my brother in law is pretty much my bosses right hand man in a small office of 5 people.The other day he called me out for pooping everyday half way through the afternoon and I went on a rant. I said:
If your bosses car is worth more than what you make a year, you poop on company time.
If your boss sends you to do personal errands that aren't work related, you poop on company time.
If your bosses house is custom made, you poop on company time.
If your boss owns more than one house, you poop on company time.
I could have kept going, but he got my point.
Anyway, just for shits and giggles, what other reasons do you poop on company time?