Companies really need to stop making up fancy names for their basic job positions and just call it what it is. I'm out here job hunting, and companies are really trying to do the most to make their minimum wage openings sound more appealing.
“apply to be an Athlete at (big sports brand)” – AKA retail salesperson. Another sports brands is dubbing retail workers on their job posts as “Educators.” Really? Are they actually athletes and educators?
A hotel is looking for “Style Agents”, which is essentially housekeeping. Am I the only one who finds these names ridiculous?
If that’s the case then I’m currently a Management Specialist. I specialize in identifying incompetent managers. I’m looking for a new position and have extraordinary inclination to gtfo as soon as possible.