My manager: “you're doing fantastic, definitely overdue for a promotion. Let's get that moving!”
His manager: “absolutely, couldn't agree more, here's the paperwork to fill out let's go!”
HR: “actually it's not the review and/or promotion period so we can't authorize this…”
Me: “AuCtUaLlY iTs NoT tHe ReViEw… go suck your promotion period!”
Ok so I might be paraphrasing a little but that's the gist of it. Fucking place is ran by clowns…