I am not kidding. This is 100% real. This place seems so healthy to work at.
This isn’t just a “job”. It’s an opportunity to be part of a locally respected and passionate that have built a stellar reputation as the most caring, trustworthy, and experienced audiological groups in City, State.
We’re now seeking somebody that wants to join our “family”, show us the commitment that we’ll show them and be part of shaping our future, as a Patient Care Coordinator.
If you want to know more about who we are and whether our company culture is right for you before further investing your time in this job advert, then please click here companylinkhere
As you’re continuing to read, you must like what you’ve seen.
The truth is, we’ve developed a very special culture, and we’re absolutely committed to maintaining it. The person that we hire must be a great fit, and we’re prepared to wait until the perfect match comes along.
Although your experience plays a key role in this process, your personality traits and attitude are the number one priority. If this is how your co-workers and friends would describe you, then we may be the ideal match:
· Always happy, smiles a lot, positive attitude, always a pleasure to be around.
· Friendly, warm, an extrovert, a people person – and comes across the very first time you meet someone, even on the telephone.
· Patient, compassionate, helpful especially with older people. Even temperament, calm and always pleasant.
· Committed, dedicated, a great teammate, pitches in without being asked, puts team accomplishments ahead of individual accomplishments.
· Accurate, detailed, gets things right, double checks their own work, makes very few mistakes
· Owns it, accepts responsibility, credits others for successes and accepts responsibility for failures. Always finds a constructive way to solve a problem.
· Coachable, doesn’t get defensive, accepts feedback with a positive attitude. Always looking for ways to grow and improve.
· Reliable, dependable, doesn’t just arrive on time, but often comes in a little early to make sure they’re prepared for the day; willing to stay late when there’s work that needs to be done.
These statements also describe the people you’ll be working alongside, meaning that you’ll quickly discover that this is much more than a group of co-workers, but it feels like a family.
I'm not sure which part is my favorite. The expectation of near perfection while having a listing full of grammatical errors? The toxicity of expecting you to only exist for your job? The self indulgent bullshit?
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