Was laid off last week. In my goodbye note I detailed an extraordinary and benign prank I pulled on the global firm (leaving small plastic ducks in each office)

People are very upset that I was laid off after learning that I was behind this prank that everyone adored. They called it the duck mystery and often discussed which team could be behind it. Forget the lot of them. They never deserved me. It’s my world and they’re just living in it.