I work for a boss who is the biggest control freak I've ever met. Just a few examples:
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If we're more than 3 minutes late to work we get written up (we're salaried)
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She requires us to cc her on every internal email we send, and then will often times provide her own revisions on said email
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There is no swearing allowed because it offends her
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We're required to reply to every internal email within 15 minutes, otherwise she will ask us why we haven't replied
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She requires us to write up “apology” emails to the entire department when we make mistakes, regardless of how big or small
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We aren't allowed to leave work even 5 minutes early, even if we're finished with our work for the day (again, we're salaried)
As much as I wish I could just rage quit, I would really like to secure a new job first (especially given that the job market is the worst I've ever seen). So, while I continue to furiously apply to jobs, what are your best tips for saying fuck you in a “professional” way?