I took my first vacation in over 2 years. I missed 3 days of work, a total of 6 with weekend days.
The two people that were supposed to fill in for me did nothing the whole time. So I came back to 6 days of work piled up.
I killed myself and completed 6, really 7, days of work in 9 hours. I am a fucking goddess.
No one noticed. No one cared. I am more stressed than ever.