This is from something that happened today. I don’t get hit on a lot.. maybe 3-4 times in my entire life. I’m not that pretty, and I have 2 kids with me, and I’ve never taken off my wedding ring.
So when I’m in the store and some smelly, obese slob covered in sweat says something gross to me, I’m not exactly flattered. And then when I ignore him I hear “good luck finding someone that WORKS HARD for a living”
Who’s gonna tell him? That’s not hot. It’s like the exact opposite. You know what’s hot? When I hear 2 things- the rumble from the exhaust of my husbands BMW, and then when he comes in and sees our kids waiting for him and gives the biggest, most genuine smile he can.
And then he comes over to me, I can still smell his cologne. And he’s in his suit and tie, and all his fancy clothes. and he puts his hands on my waist and kisses me, and I put my arms around him. And then he steps back and I take a look at him- in his perfect suit, usually wearing one of his fancy belts, LV, or GG, or CC.
Every night when I see him like that…whew. It gets me in a “baby making” mood if ya know what I mean.
My mom always told me- make sure you find someone who showers before work, not after work. I found mine when we were 14 but I still won!