why do americans stay in there capitalist dystopia when they could go to a better country

i always wonderd why do americans stay on there capitalist dystopia where they get bankrumpted everytime they go to macdonalds, and get shot at school when they could got to a better country like chile, argentina,mexico. they are far better than the usa and are very COOL. so come on gringos come down to argentina to enjoy a great bbq with messi