Seriously, someone out there MUST know the reason, I just don't understand it. Why were so many companies happy about offering remote opportunities a year ago and all of a sudden it's RTO or death? And it's EVERYONE, not just the big assholes like Apple and Amazon. It's fucking Martha Stewart talking trash about work from home. Bernie Sanders, who wants a 32-hour, 4-day work week (bless him), wants those done at the office!
What in the actual fuck? Did all CEOs get offered BJs from Stormy Daniels if they brought people back? Is someone threatening to murder puppies? What the FUCK is the reason for the sudden RTO push from ALL sides?
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