I would just about kill for a “9-5” I just hit my 17 year anniversary where I work and for that entire time I've been on swing shift. 5 days on 3rd shift with 2 days off, (they consider getting off work at 7am as a day off) then 5 days on 2nd shift with 1 day off, and finally, 5 days on 1st shift with 3 days off. (They consider going in at 11 at night to be a day off) I actually have 53+ work weeks a year so that's fun.
This was originally my comment on another post but I think it deserves a little better.