We’re picketing outside our HQ because big Boomer boss man is insisting we return to work for “the culture”. We are already understaffed, turnover is high and company is complaining that they can’t retain people under 45. Any ideas for catchy signs for our demonstration?
Edit: To be more specific we’re demanding to keep our current flexible telework schedules that are between us and our immediate supervisor, rather than adopt his suggest 5 day a week in office policy.