Category: Antiwork

Not to get on a soapbox, but I’m so tired of hopping from one low paying job to another. 32M with a Masters of Public Administration. First Job: $1k/month as a part time project manager at a non-profit. I did this for a year after college for “experience”. Last Job: $34k/yr as a Legislator’s Aide at the stage capital. Got fired cuz “I wasn’t a good fit” aka refused to help out for free during elections. Current Part-Time Gig: Army National Guard Officer, $$$ varies depending on what we do in a year. I generally enjoy the job as I’m in a leadership position and get paid pretty well when on active duty status. But anyone in the military knows it’s not 9-5, but 24/7. Also, we just had training and our lunch consisted of chips, juice, Smucker’s Uncrustables, and a cereal bar. But hey, I guess I got free…

I am definitely lying lately in interviews and on my resume. and guess what? I dont give even the HIGHEST flying fuck I graduated with my BS in the middle of the pandemic. We hadn't seen the inside of a classroom in almost a year. I have hardly any experience other than in office settings. Given I should have done more networking in college ~bc networking is so e a s y when you're doing 18 hour work loads, working a full time job & trying to have half a life outside of all the other shit but i digress~ but I didn't. So here I am. Being a big fat fucking liar. I've applied to over 200 places in the last 2-ish months. Had maybe 4 interviews? I dont know if its really the PPP loans like people are speculating (which probably bc big business) but even the “shitty”…