Help me scam my employer.
Hello, I’ve been lurking this sub for a while. Love so many of the stories I’ve heard. Finally want to ask a question of the group relating to something that I think we all love: time theft.
I work for a tech company as a project manager. It’s an insanely stupid job but pays well. My mission is to work as little as possible but continue to get paid. I’ve been thinking about it and I would love a month off to volunteer and do some charity work but I can’t do that while working for this job. My question is… how can I take a leave of absence from a company in the most innocuous way possible? Any lawyers or doctors step up and tell me, what’s the easiest way to convince my job that I cannot work for an extended period of time but still continue to get paid? Let’s fuck all these fools blind. Cheers