My job leaders “we had tremendous productivity the last 3 years, and last year we had one of the best years for revenue ever”
Meeting proceeds not 15 minutes to
“What we have been doing with the work from home is not working. We need to build culture and the way we build culture is by all coming into the office to get that culture.”
Some doggone hero had the gall to ask them
“Instead of mandating a return to the office, what kinds of incentives have you considered to make it more attractive?”
This c-level fatcat didn't even blink
“You know just last week I unloaded the dishwasher. I told my wife hey honey I unloaded the dishwasher, and she says to me 'what? Do you want an award?'”
…
Seems like that fuck just equated unloading the dishwasher to coming into work, and let it slip that he does not unload the dishwasher very often.