I was on the way out and they send an email to the 5 of us on payroll about a Christmas party coming up.
I had heard that this consisted of going to a very nice restaurant and they would order two of everything on the menu.
I replied to the rsvp esque email with my subtle resignation, stating I would not be able to attend as I would be working elsewhere at that time.
Felt good. They were a mess after. Love.