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Remember that when we make First Contact with aliens… your boss will insist that you get someone to cover your shift.

Boss: You gotta cover your shift. Find cover. Worker: Literal aliens landed on my block. My neighbors are talking with them. I'm going to say hi. I think they're going to BBQ. Boss: You gotta find someone to cover your shift. Worker: Do you not see the fifteen mile-wide spaceships floating over our city? President Biden is live on TV from the Oval Office surrounded by like fifteen aliens species, all ambassadors, all of them answering questions. Boss: Get someone to cover your shift or your fired. Worker: This gray alien and his mantis partner just knocked on my door and this ten-foot tall alien that looks like Thor just handed me a replicator. They're giving them out. The gray is suggesting I try some coffee like thing from some planet called Serpo. He said its like spicy chocolate espresso chai. Boss: Your shift starts in twenty who is covering…


Boss: You gotta cover your shift. Find cover.

Worker: Literal aliens landed on my block. My neighbors are talking with them. I'm going to say hi. I think they're going to BBQ.

Boss: You gotta find someone to cover your shift.

Worker: Do you not see the fifteen mile-wide spaceships floating over our city? President Biden is live on TV from the Oval Office surrounded by like fifteen aliens species, all ambassadors, all of them answering questions.

Boss: Get someone to cover your shift or your fired.

Worker: This gray alien and his mantis partner just knocked on my door and this ten-foot tall alien that looks like Thor just handed me a replicator. They're giving them out. The gray is suggesting I try some coffee like thing from some planet called Serpo. He said its like spicy chocolate espresso chai.

Boss: Your shift starts in twenty who is covering

Worker: DO YOU NOT SEE THE ALIEN SHIPS??

Boss: Who is covering

Worker: Thor said you're an asshole, I quit

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