Boss: You gotta cover your shift. Find cover.
Worker: Literal aliens landed on my block. My neighbors are talking with them. I'm going to say hi. I think they're going to BBQ.
Boss: You gotta find someone to cover your shift.
Worker: Do you not see the fifteen mile-wide spaceships floating over our city? President Biden is live on TV from the Oval Office surrounded by like fifteen aliens species, all ambassadors, all of them answering questions.
Boss: Get someone to cover your shift or your fired.
Worker: This gray alien and his mantis partner just knocked on my door and this ten-foot tall alien that looks like Thor just handed me a replicator. They're giving them out. The gray is suggesting I try some coffee like thing from some planet called Serpo. He said its like spicy chocolate espresso chai.
Boss: Your shift starts in twenty who is covering
Worker: DO YOU NOT SEE THE ALIEN SHIPS??
Boss: Who is covering
Worker: Thor said you're an asshole, I quit