I worked as a security guard for a while. It wasn't the worst work. But the pay sucked, especially when I had to work overnights.
One day my boss came to me and said “We're going to put you on the gate at a Menards sales yard.”
I told him that was fine.
“You'll be carrying a gun.”
Pause. “Am I going to get any training in how to handle a gun?”
“It won't matter, you won't have any ammunition.”
I quit the next day.